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Found on notalwaysright.com....

This appeared yesterday on the fantastic customer service horror anecdote site, notalwaysright.com, and I had posted it to my LJ, but it's good enough, it should be in here, too!


"Second Thoughts About Second Sight"


Customer: “My garbage disposal is clogged up.”
Me: “What is stuck in your garbage disposal?”
Customer: “A crystal ball.”
Me: “A what?”
Customer: “My crystal ball rolled off the counter and fell in my garbage disposal.”


Pause


Me: “You didn’t see that coming?”


Yeah, I edited slightly for how I felt that conversation had to have flowed.

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snobahr
Nov. 7th, 2010 04:19 pm (UTC)
Maybe the customer's crystal ball is trying to tell her to CHECK HER PLUMBING!
paigemom
Nov. 7th, 2010 05:02 pm (UTC)
I just snorted tea up my nose.
allerion
Nov. 8th, 2010 10:45 pm (UTC)
NotAlwaysRight is one of my favorite morning goto's. This went up on my personal blog, but I'm now facepalming because I can't believe I didn't think to put it up here.
elric_dewisant
Nov. 8th, 2010 10:54 pm (UTC)
I know. It took me a full day after I posted it to mine before my brain went, "DUUUUUUH!".
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