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I'm sure we're all very grateful...

Wow, y'know, I can't even tell you how very relieved I am that you won't "allow" those evil body-snatching necromancers to crazy-glue souls of the dead into the bodies of the living.


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Sep. 2nd, 2011 02:15 pm (UTC)
*stares* *stares again*

*falls over in hysterical giggles*

Also? I may have to set this as my FB status with no context. :D

Edited at 2011-09-02 03:14 pm (UTC)
Sep. 2nd, 2011 03:15 pm (UTC)
Haha go for it, Love. You know how I adore no context theatre. :D
Sep. 2nd, 2011 03:17 pm (UTC)
Is now there. :D
Sep. 2nd, 2011 02:20 pm (UTC)
That *is* a concern that keeps me up at night.

/straight face
Sep. 2nd, 2011 03:19 pm (UTC)
I know, right. I'm sure we'll all sleep better knowing we're being protected from this awful fate.
Sep. 2nd, 2011 04:02 pm (UTC)
Linkage, please.
Sep. 2nd, 2011 04:13 pm (UTC)
It's a closed local community, I'm afraid.
Sep. 2nd, 2011 04:55 pm (UTC)
But what if they use gorilla glue or other types of glue?

Dare I ask where or how this came about?
Sep. 2nd, 2011 05:19 pm (UTC)
I don't know... I just don't know. Damn these loopholes!

It was prompted by a conversation about whether or not necromancy is ethical in a closed facebook pagan community. This... special person blathered on about how in aintshunt tymez, evil necromancers used to kill people and steal their bodies to bind the souls of (other) dead people into them. Of course, none of this is common knowledge because all evidence of these atrocities was erased from history by The Powers That Be.
Not to worry though, our Hero "won't allow" it to happen ever again. His words.

Edited at 2011-09-02 05:26 pm (UTC)
Sep. 2nd, 2011 05:31 pm (UTC)

Dare I ask how he plans on such heroics? Nope, I better stop right there, or well, it'll be a new tradition of something. We already have sparkly vampires, which I'll blame on myspace.
Sep. 2nd, 2011 05:43 pm (UTC)
No, I got the distinct impression he was going to prevent it single-handedly.
(Kind of like how I don't allow planet earth to be flat, y'know?)
Because he's special and empowered and possibly one of The Powers That Be himself.

Sep. 2nd, 2011 07:11 pm (UTC)
Ah, one of those.

Where is Thirishar Beardork when we need him?
(no subject) - crazyjane13 - Sep. 3rd, 2011 04:17 am (UTC) - Expand
Sep. 3rd, 2011 04:40 am (UTC)
I can't decide if he's actually delusional or just a troll... Either way, I wish he'd at least come up with his own stories.
Sep. 3rd, 2011 05:33 pm (UTC)
necromancy is groovy
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